Breast Milk

So I'm reading a book called "Five Perfectly Good Reasons To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth". Hysterical. But there's one part of the book that bothered me: the part where it refered to selling (human) breast milk as "disgusting".


Are you kidding me? What two things are better? A nice full boob and mouthful of nutritious milk.

It boggles my mind that there are people who think the idea of selling human breast milk is disgusting. Frankly, I'm shocked that people haven't jumped on this idea ages ago. Why on earth aren't there chain stores offering a nice plump boob to thirsty patrons? I mean, aside from the health risks if the woman is a smoker, druggie, or carrier of syphilus.

First, let's get the obvious out of the way: One comes from a huge disgusting bovine, and one comes from a woman. In short, do you want your milk coming from:

a)






Or

b)




To me, option "A" is the clear choice. Also, since we've become a health-crazed society, why wouldn't you want breast milk sold in grocery stores everywhere? Breast milk has antibodies, as well as much more easily digested protein than cows milk. Furthermore, you can be sure that humans aren't being pumped full of growth hormones and raised in unghastly and highly unsanitary factories like cows are. Not yet, anyway.

The sooner we get breast milk and All-You-Can-Suckle buffets available everywhere, the healthier and happier society will be.